D-Bag of the Week

Cyclist A stopped at intersection instructing Cyclist B: "Watch out for cars turning into the gas station, they don't signal."

Excuse me while I correct you. Majority of us do signal because it is at the corner of the intersection. You cyclists, on the other hand, don't. We share the streets with you, and you don't do hand signals when you stop, turn left or right, which you should be doing. We always let YOU go first. Maybe you should be a gentleman and let us go first? Oh wait, you can't be a gentleman, your spandex is too tight so it constrict the blood flow to your balls!

QOTW 7

".... If you don't buy a latte, you save $4 per day. By the time you are 90, you will have a million dollars. When you are 90, you'll have a better scooter than the rest of the seniors in your old folks' home."

QOTW 2

Person A: 'We are not "pirating" we are "downloading backups" in case our non-existent discs get scratched.'
HAHAHAHA!

QOTW 1

Mom: "Michael, where are you going?"
Michael: "I am going Number Two, mom!"