QOTW 7

".... If you don't buy a latte, you save $4 per day. By the time you are 90, you will have a million dollars. When you are 90, you'll have a better scooter than the rest of the seniors in your old folks' home."

QOTW 2

Person A: 'We are not "pirating" we are "downloading backups" in case our non-existent discs get scratched.'
HAHAHAHA!

QOTW 1

Mom: "Michael, where are you going?"
Michael: "I am going Number Two, mom!"