D-Bag of the Week

Cyclist A stopped at intersection instructing Cyclist B: "Watch out for cars turning into the gas station, they don't signal."

Excuse me while I correct you. Majority of us do signal because it is at the corner of the intersection. You cyclists, on the other hand, don't. We share the streets with you, and you don't do hand signals when you stop, turn left or right, which you should be doing. We always let YOU go first. Maybe you should be a gentleman and let us go first? Oh wait, you can't be a gentleman, your spandex is too tight so it constrict the blood flow to your balls!

You Know You Are...

You know you are a douchebag, if you pay $50 or $100 with less than $10 of product. You will get upset and ask why the stores don't take $50 or $100 bills. Do you realize fast food stores or coffee shops don't have huge transaction like restaurants? It's highly unlikely that they keep a lot of bills to give you change. Besides, you think you are the only customer the whole day? How the hell do they give change to other people if they take your $50 or $100 bills and give away all their $10s or $5s. If you refuse to use your debit or credit cards inside your wallet that you are currently carrying, why the hell do you even have it? After all that fuzz, you "search" your wallet once again and miraculously found a $20 - OMG! - to pay for it. You just made yourself a douchebag and a dumbass. Next time, if you want to break your $50 or $100 bill, buy something at least $30 or within $20 change so there is actual reasonable change for you or GO TO A FUCKING BANK! DOUCHEBAG!!!

Douchebags

Douchebags on the left, douchebags on the right.

Why are they everywhere now?

Fuck, I want to beat them up so bad.