QOTW 13

Customer: "Can I have steamed milk? Do you have 100% milk?"

LMAO...

For those who don't get it. He's asking for WHOLE/homogenized milk with 3.25% fat.

QOTW 12

Instructor: Accountants are always wrong. Bookkeepers are right most of the time.
...
Instructor: You may get an A and think you know everything but you don't know shit.
...
Instructor: MBA school teaches you how to lie, cheat and steal.

QOTW 11

Teacher: "Is the answer 20 or 30?"
"The answer is YES!"

QOTW 10

Student asked, "Can you send the link to us?"
Prof answered, "I don't send emails to students."

Whole class laughed.

QOTW 9

While my bro and I were waiting to cross the street at downtown, a bum came up to him said,

"Can I come home with you?"

That was awkward...

QOTW 8

Professor talking about Bank of Canada.
S: "Failure is not an option."

Seems like I was watching an action movie for a second.

QOTW 7

".... If you don't buy a latte, you save $4 per day. By the time you are 90, you will have a million dollars. When you are 90, you'll have a better scooter than the rest of the seniors in your old folks' home."

QOTW 6 -Big6 Version-

Big6's conversation with Professor: "I thought I was clever and you can't cheat me."

First, no one cheated you. Second, no one tricked you. Third, don't be arrogant. Fourth, you over thought the question yourself and you are the only person who thought the question "cheated" you. Five, you are wrong. Six, get over it.

What do you know... Big 6 problems I have with you.

QOTW 5

Got this from Charlie the Drunken Guinea Pig/Smosh:

Ian, "... You can pay rent this month."
Charlie, "Ah, too bad. I give all my money to charity."

QOTW 4

Upon hearing a seemingly never ending car alarm going off.

Instructor: "I hope the thief steals the car already."

QOTW 3

M: "What's better than one sword?"
J: "What?"
M: "Seven of them!"

QOTW 2

Person A: 'We are not "pirating" we are "downloading backups" in case our non-existent discs get scratched.'
HAHAHAHA!

QOTW 1

Mom: "Michael, where are you going?"
Michael: "I am going Number Two, mom!"