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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

D-Bag of the Week

Cyclist A stopped at intersection instructing Cyclist B: "Watch out for cars turning into the gas station, they don't signal."

Excuse me while I correct you. Majority of us do signal because it is at the corner of the intersection. You cyclists, on the other hand, don't. We share the streets with you, and you don't do hand signals when you stop, turn left or right, which you should be doing. We always let YOU go first. Maybe you should be a gentleman and let us go first? Oh wait, you can't be a gentleman, your spandex is too tight so it constrict the blood flow to your balls!

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