You Know You Are...

You know you are a douchebag, if you pay $50 or $100 with less than $10 of product. You will get upset and ask why the stores don't take $50 or $100 bills. Do you realize fast food stores or coffee shops don't have huge transaction like restaurants? It's highly unlikely that they keep a lot of bills to give you change. Besides, you think you are the only customer the whole day? How the hell do they give change to other people if they take your $50 or $100 bills and give away all their $10s or $5s. If you refuse to use your debit or credit cards inside your wallet that you are currently carrying, why the hell do you even have it? After all that fuzz, you "search" your wallet once again and miraculously found a $20 - OMG! - to pay for it. You just made yourself a douchebag and a dumbass. Next time, if you want to break your $50 or $100 bill, buy something at least $30 or within $20 change so there is actual reasonable change for you or GO TO A FUCKING BANK! DOUCHEBAG!!!

QOTW 7

".... If you don't buy a latte, you save $4 per day. By the time you are 90, you will have a million dollars. When you are 90, you'll have a better scooter than the rest of the seniors in your old folks' home."

QOTW 6 -Big6 Version-

Big6's conversation with Professor: "I thought I was clever and you can't cheat me."

First, no one cheated you. Second, no one tricked you. Third, don't be arrogant. Fourth, you over thought the question yourself and you are the only person who thought the question "cheated" you. Five, you are wrong. Six, get over it.

What do you know... Big 6 problems I have with you.