QOTW 5

Got this from Charlie the Drunken Guinea Pig/Smosh:

Ian, "... You can pay rent this month."
Charlie, "Ah, too bad. I give all my money to charity."

Makes You Think: 8

If a priest got scammed for his entire savings, will he forgive and forget the scammer?

Sexist Rant

If you are offended by sexist rant, I suggest you stop reading after this point.
















YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!














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Between males and females drivers, I found that most women drivers frustrate me on the road. I judged by looking at how the car "behaves" then I looked at the driver so it's little bit more fair. Men can be bad drivers, too, but majority is women in my case.

I've established women are bad drivers.
What's worse?
A blonde woman.
What's worse than a blonde woman driver.
A blonde woman texting and driving!
If you are swerving left and right, getting close to my rear bumper, you need to stop texting or I'll stop it for you.
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If you are offended after this, it's your own damn fault for reading after the warning. Too fucking bad!

You Don't Deserve that Nice Car

Whether you are driving or walking on the street, have you ever seen a really nice car? Inside the car, you see the driver and go, "Why does he/she get such a nice car?" Have you ever thought about that? Why do those certain people get to drive such a great car? You'll probably think, "They don't deserve it." "They'll probably crash it." "They can't handle it." etc. Well, I have those thoughts, too. Most people I've seen aren't successful themselves. They are teens from 19 - 25 years old. I don't think most, if not all, of them have worked hard and long enough to earn such a salary for a car like that. In most cases, they get it from their rich mommy and daddy. Why do I say things like this? I saw a R8 today. Inside the car are two girls around their low 20s. How in the hell they get a car like that? Why would their parents give them a car like that? A 6-digits car. Yes, I am jealous and mad at the same time. Jealous for obvious reason. Mad because they don't understand the value and hard work for a 6-digits car. This goes for all those people who modify their cars. If you are not showcasing them at a mod show or racing them, why do you waste so much money on engines or spoilers or kits? A friend told me this, "The car is only as good as the driver." Sure your car is fast, does that mean you are good? No. It means you have lots of money but it doesn't make you a good/fast driver. On a track, you can't handle a tight corner, you'll still die. I guess I am never a super car freak to understand the logic behind modifying/tuning their cars. All I care is comfortability and getting me from point A to point B without hassle.

QOTW 4

Upon hearing a seemingly never ending car alarm going off.

Instructor: "I hope the thief steals the car already."

Natural Evil

I am just reading a news article about how a bishop said "Even religion can't make sense of Japanese tragedy."

Here's what pissed me off and quoted from article,

Bishop Michael Ingham told the audience that disasters such as the earthquake and tsunami in Japan are examples of "natural evil," which happen randomly and can't be explained by any divine plan.
"Natural evil is the result of things over which we have no control — earthquakes, tsunamis," Ingham said during the 90-minute service.
"We call them evil because they are evil. They wreak havoc upon the innocent and the defenceless. ... Natural evil is random. It is not planned. It afflicts us without reason and without human deserving."

How can a bishop, a messenger of God, said such things about the land we live in, God's land? How does he know the earthquake and tsunamis aren't planned? "Natural evil is the result of things over which we have no control." What do we call wars, something we can control? Discrimination, prejudice? Seems to me, this "bishop" took God's land for granted. God can shake things up as He intended. This is no warning, there is no signs of what He will do next. What will we do if God gives us a warning about the earthquake? We'll probably just run away if we can and leave the less fortunate stranded. Will we learn anything from that? Yes, we are horrible human beings and deserved to be punished. There is probably a reason why there was an earthquake then tsunamis then the nuclear crisis. I don't know the reason because I know we are not at God's intellectual level to realize it. Something always happen for a reason. Just because it happens in "random" doesn't mean it's evil. If something can't be explain or happens randomly, it is evil. This kind of nonsense makes me wonder why he is a bishop and people are listening to him. What if I tell him, earthquakes don't happen randomly but it can occur within 100 years or 1000 years again. It's not randomly now, I have statistics. Is that still a natural evil? Sometimes God strikes us down so that He can see us stand back up and become stronger.

Tech Support Option

Scenario: Telus TV, home phone and Internet come into my home through one line: the phone jack. All of a sudden, the Internet is disconnected. I checked the TV; the TV lost its signal. I called their technical support line.

They gave me this option:
If you don't want to wait on the phone as there are large number of incoming calls, you can go ONLINE to www.help.telus.net for "live online support".

In case they didn't know, my Internet is connected to everything. How the bloody hell can I go online for live support when I can't go ONLINE in the first place?! Is Telus made up of fucktards?

Finally, I was able to connect back on and TV is back to normal after their maintenance is done. I went online to the help site. Guess what? They are not Apple-friendly.

I usually don't like the term "FML = Fuck My Life". But this... *sarcastic*haha... truly is a FML moment.