Tech Support Option

Scenario: Telus TV, home phone and Internet come into my home through one line: the phone jack. All of a sudden, the Internet is disconnected. I checked the TV; the TV lost its signal. I called their technical support line.

They gave me this option:
If you don't want to wait on the phone as there are large number of incoming calls, you can go ONLINE to www.help.telus.net for "live online support".

In case they didn't know, my Internet is connected to everything. How the bloody hell can I go online for live support when I can't go ONLINE in the first place?! Is Telus made up of fucktards?

Finally, I was able to connect back on and TV is back to normal after their maintenance is done. I went online to the help site. Guess what? They are not Apple-friendly.

I usually don't like the term "FML = Fuck My Life". But this... *sarcastic*haha... truly is a FML moment.

Weather Lottery

Weather forecast shouldn't be called a forecast because they are wrong 40% of the time especially the weather in Vancouver. Yesterday afternoon, I was having lunch at home while listening to the radio. The weather forecast announced a high chance of rain in the Greater Vancouver Region District. I looked out the window... blue sky and bright sunlight. Right... are they forecasting next day or something? Some time after, around dinner time, I was still waiting for the rain to drop. Still... nothing. Good job, weather forecast. Once again, you have proved how useless you are.