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Thursday, September 9, 2010

No. 100

This is my 100th blog. It's considered not a lot knowing that I've been using it just over 2 years. That's about once a week. Should I celebrate my 100th blog with something special? Hmm... not sure... I could just list 100 things about me. That's simple enough. Yeah, let's do that!

1) I am shy around strangers.
2) I am Chinese but I don't listen to any Chinese songs.
3) No, I don't speak Mandarin only Cantonese.
4) But I know when you are swearing at me.
5) I want to learn Spanish and German.
6) I prefer educational or documentary shows than cartoons and soap operas.
7) I always welcome comedy especially stereotypical ones.
8) I am not racist. (Who will say they are anyways?)
9) I have doubts about men landing on the moon.
10) I am a geek.
11) I tend to ramble on things.
12) I tend to drive people away.
13) I enjoy being alone but hates loneliness.
14) I hold grudges.
15) Things never go my way.
16) I like to plan things but they never work out so I don't plan anymore.
17) I buy impulsively.
18) I need to stop buying impulsively.
19) 4 of my classmates got married to their significant others in the last two months.
20) I feel lonely but I deserved it.
21) I like shoes.
22) I have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
23) I want an Audi.
24) I am not gay but I like manly men.
25) I am 1/4 done!
26) I just wasted one list. Wait, make that two.
27) I think clearly in the toilet.
28) I just in the shower just like everybody else.
29) I sing in the car, too.
30) I like driving with one hand on the chin and one on the steering wheel.
31) I like accessories but can't afford to buy them.
32) My bank account has enough money to buy a Bowflex.
33) I don't have space for a Bowflex.
34) I am a Taurus and most of the description of a Taurus is true.
35) I just realized I am a consumer of Nintendo's products.
36) I have a GameBoy, GameBoy Color, GameBoy Advance, Nintendo Wii, and Nintendo DS.
37) I have a PSP and old school PlayStation.
38) I am not much a gamer.
39) I can't stand pageant shows.
40) Everyday should be like Christmas, everybody should be generous towards others and not just during that period.
41) Same goes for Valentine's Day.
42) I never spend Valentine's Day with any one. How sad...
43) I want a Husky.
44) Not a cat person.
45) Don't mind the nice cats though.
46) Chihuahuas are annoying little sh**.
47) I do swear just not in every sentences.
48) The more I learn, the more scary stuff I know.
49) Planes aren't safe. Those travel agency lied.
50) I am half way there!
51) I don't know if people actually read to here.
52) Blah blah blah...
53) I miss having a pet.
54) I want a shark.
55) And put some turtles in the same tank.
56) A school of piranhas vs. sharks is a must watch.
57) I am sick of PETA complaining about every animals.
58) Vegetables are organisms, too.
59) I love lamb rack.
60) I wanted a Mini Dachshund and named it Hot Dog.
61) I want a hot dog.
62) Rain makes me sleepy.
63) I like drizzle rain. It's very moody.
64) I am more sentimental during that time.
65) I like ballads genre of songs.
66) I really need to learn to cook.
67) I can survive with pasta.
68) Pasta is my favorite Korean drama.
69) *Insert dirty joke*
70) You were thinking it. If not, you are now!
71) I am a Mac and I use a PC.
72) Mac is more sophisticated. PC is more general. Linus is more geeky.
73) When is iPhone 5 coming out?
74) I want a touchscreen computer.
75) I have 1/4 left!
76) People are still reading this?
77) I shouldn't do one when I hate 200 blogs... two years from now.
78) I am starting to run out of things to say.
79) Quick! Look behind you!
80) I said, "LOOK!"
81) You probably didn't look. You missed it.
82) If you did, why are you listening to a stranger?
83) I have a lot of typos in my blogs.
84) You'll probably find lots of typos.
85) At least, I can say I am better than some westerners.
86) Why are they called westerners and Asia is East? They just set it arbitrarily? I mean the Earth is relatively round. There is no exact East or West.
87) Who created the first letter? What is a an a and looks like an a?
88) I always put others before me.
89) I should stop doing that or reduce that.
90) I don't know if I should talk about this here.
91) I am the jealous type.
92) I think about my future a lot.
93) I can never zoom in on what I want because there are too many sh** happens.
94) Life always give me lemon but I can't make lemonade.
95) I have a lot of "what if's" in my mind.
96) I have a lot of regrets in my life.
97) I've ruined my own life.
98) I've dragged other people along with it and caused them pain and suffering.
99) I am deeply sorry.
100) I don't deserve anybody.

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