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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Makes You Think: 9

If a dog attacks you, even if you are an animal lover, will you fight back when you know you can't escape?

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Spot the Weird

I was watching a MLS, Major League Soccer, match between Chicago and Seattle. The Qwest Field Stadium was full of people and chanting songs like matches in UEFA League. The broadcast was impressive with English accent throughout the match.

Can you spot the weirdness in this short paragraph?




-- Answer --
1) Americans playing soccer during baseball season and basketball playoffs.
2) There is actually a broadcast for soccer.
3) The stadium is FULL!
4) The fans were chanting!
5) The commentator has an English accent announcing an American match.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

QOTW 5

Got this from Charlie the Drunken Guinea Pig/Smosh:

Ian, "... You can pay rent this month."
Charlie, "Ah, too bad. I give all my money to charity."

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Makes You Think: 8

If a priest got scammed for his entire savings, will he forgive and forget the scammer?

Sexist Rant

If you are offended by sexist rant, I suggest you stop reading after this point.
















YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!














-- START --
Between males and females drivers, I found that most women drivers frustrate me on the road. I judged by looking at how the car "behaves" then I looked at the driver so it's little bit more fair. Men can be bad drivers, too, but majority is women in my case.

I've established women are bad drivers.
What's worse?
A blonde woman.
What's worse than a blonde woman driver.
A blonde woman texting and driving!
If you are swerving left and right, getting close to my rear bumper, you need to stop texting or I'll stop it for you.
-- END --

If you are offended after this, it's your own damn fault for reading after the warning. Too fucking bad!

Friday, April 1, 2011

You Don't Deserve that Nice Car

Whether you are driving or walking on the street, have you ever seen a really nice car? Inside the car, you see the driver and go, "Why does he/she get such a nice car?" Have you ever thought about that? Why do those certain people get to drive such a great car? You'll probably think, "They don't deserve it." "They'll probably crash it." "They can't handle it." etc. Well, I have those thoughts, too. Most people I've seen aren't successful themselves. They are teens from 19 - 25 years old. I don't think most, if not all, of them have worked hard and long enough to earn such a salary for a car like that. In most cases, they get it from their rich mommy and daddy. Why do I say things like this? I saw a R8 today. Inside the car are two girls around their low 20s. How in the hell they get a car like that? Why would their parents give them a car like that? A 6-digits car. Yes, I am jealous and mad at the same time. Jealous for obvious reason. Mad because they don't understand the value and hard work for a 6-digits car. This goes for all those people who modify their cars. If you are not showcasing them at a mod show or racing them, why do you waste so much money on engines or spoilers or kits? A friend told me this, "The car is only as good as the driver." Sure your car is fast, does that mean you are good? No. It means you have lots of money but it doesn't make you a good/fast driver. On a track, you can't handle a tight corner, you'll still die. I guess I am never a super car freak to understand the logic behind modifying/tuning their cars. All I care is comfortability and getting me from point A to point B without hassle.